Hoodies

Description: Sometimes the best weapon is the one that people least expect.

Description: Let everyone know what time it is with this delightfully crass merch design

Description: Beware the Death Grass of the Midwest! Enjoy this design inspired by Episode 37: Murder House on the Praire about the Bloody Benders.

Description: We're all a little spoopy, so show it with this special Halloween-themed exclusive design before it's gone.

Description: Purchase our exclusive "Ye Olde Pride" merch during Pride month and know that 100% of the proceeds will be donated to OutRight Action International. OutRight Action International fights for the human rights of LGBTIQ people everywhere. OutRight works at the international, regional, and national levels to research, document, defend, and advance human rights for LGBTIQ people around the world.

Description: Can YOU Crack the Cramp-Word? Design inspired by our bonus episode with Seth from "Thanks for Coming!" podcast.

Description: Purchase our exclusive "Pride Rainbow" merch during Pride month and know that 100% of the proceeds will be donated to OutRight Action International. OutRight Action International fights for the human rights of LGBTIQ people everywhere. OutRight works at the international, regional, and national levels to research, document, defend, and advance human rights for LGBTIQ people around the world.

Description: It's okay when shit gets real dark, as long as you've got a positive attitude.

Description: Do we really need to explain it?

Description: Ever find yourself in a situation where you're just like "nope"? Well now you have the perfect design to showcase that unique sense of dread and discomfort. You're welcome.

Description: This design was inspired by Episode 44: Duck, Duck, Grace, where Lindsay and Madison discuss the merits of oysters to replace communion wafers.

Description: Instead of 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie, we just have a crow staring you down so you can't eat its pie.

Description: You too can rock like one of the most famous poisonesses in history—Giulia Tofana—with a bottle of her famous Aqua Tofana.

Description: Travel Weest and experience the wild frontier by joining the United States Army Camel Corps!

Description: It's FALL, bitches!

Description: Love superstitions? Not afraid of a little bad luck? Then do we have a social club for you! Join The 13 Club and thumb your nose at bad luck and superstition. Remember: what doesn't kill you, is probably awesome.

Description: This was another listener request design. I mean, aren't we all?

Description: If you've heard the show, you probably are familiar with some of the most common reactions Lindsay and Madison have. So we made it into merch.

Description: Instead of putting a bird on it, put a skull on it! Specifically, Skull-y from Ye Olde Crime. Show off your sophisticated taste in podcasts with pride.

Description: Looking to rep your favorite historical true crime & paranormal podcast? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! Show how much you love Lindsay and Madison with your O.G. Ye Olde Crime swag.

Description: Looking to rep your favorite historical true crime & paranormal podcast? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! Show how much you love Lindsay and Madison with your O.G. Ye Olde Crime swag.

Description: Instead of putting a bird on it, put a skull on it! Specifically, Skull-y from Ye Olde Crime. Show off your sophisticated taste in podcasts with pride.